A FELINE'S MUSINGS ON EXISTENCE

Being a cat is a calling. It's about the art of resting in gleaming spots, mastering the purrfectly evolved craft of stalking that elusive red dot, and always sensing when it's time for a scrumptious meal. Law Number One: Your humans are here to serve your every need, be it a firm rub behind the ears Observe the world from a comfortable perch.